BRIT British Channel
DUEL Sports Channel
EDI Edible Channel
HARD Hardheart Channel
PEEPS People Channel
BRIT Movie – “The Dark Knight Flosses”
Batman battles bad breath underneath the mask and struggles to figure out Bane’s next plot, because nobody can understand what he is saying.
DUEL The Yankee Candle Bowl – Charleston Kissin’ Cousins vs. Lexington Grasshoppers
EDI Wind at My Back Door
Black eyed pea and horseradish pie
HARD Hardheart Hall of Fame Movie “Love’s Churning Stomach”
PEEPS Crouching Child, Hidden Accident Lessons in Potty Training
EDI The Hunger Shame
Dieting Dan intentionally picks a fight with his wife so that he can sleep on the couch and partake of the leftovers under the cushions.
PEEPS Hoarders: Buried Alive By Cereal “Snap, Crackle, Pop“
Police begin to suspect that Greg’s wife’s cereal shed was not struck by lightning after all.
BRIT Downright Crabby
Merry’s reflection in the mirror begins to get on her nerves; Mrs. Fatmore just can’t bring herself to make another shepherd’s pie; Just for kicks, Carson switches a 1901 merlot with a 1908 sauvignon, and no one notices the difference; Granmother becomes addicted to knock-knock jokes; Bora hosts a dart throwing tournament in the Abbey, with Thomess secretly taking bets; Needith looks out the window, wistfully.
DUEL The Groupon Bowl – Shreveport Mighty Elvises vs. Bismarck Beastie Boys
EDI Hey Ya’ll! Adventures in Butter
HARD Hardheart Hall of Fame Movie “Love is Mighty Tired”
PEEPS Funny Tu Tu
June gives birth to another chin; Iwana considers gator wrestling after losing another pageant.
EDI Wind At My Back Door
Foot long chili dogs with caramelized onions
PEEPS Sux to Buy a Tux
Brad and his father don’t see eye to eye on the price for the “perfect tux”.