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Feisty Fiery Smaug

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I had no idea that Billy Ray Cyrus was in the second Hobbit movie, mullet hairdo and all.  In honor of that, and in recognition of the 20th anniversary (give or take a year) of Billy Ray Cyrus’ smash hit, Achy Breaky Heart, I present – Feisty Fiery Smaug.

 

Feisty Fiery Smaug

(sung to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus)

 

You can tell the world you never was the earl

Of Erebor’s mighty throne

Or you can see the Shire, get a burglar for hire

To try and get back that Arkenstone.

 

You can kill some orcs

Excite some movie dorks

Or you can fly away in the claws of birds of prey

Like some hairy delivery by a stork

 

But don’t tell Smaug, that feisty, fiery Smaug

I just don’t think he’d understand

And if you waken Smaug, that feisty, fiery Smaug

He might blow fire and kill some men

Ooo

 

You can feel the elves think just about themselves

You can tempt their king with lots of bling bling

Or you can escape their hood in barrels made of wood

You never really liked them anyway

 

You can tell the town that you’re back to take the crown

They already know that that’s your play

And you can take that key, find a hole you can’t see

It all must happen on Durin’s Day

 

But don’t tell Smaug, that feisty, fiery Smaug

I just don’t think he’d understand

And if you waken Smaug, that feisty, fiery Smaug

He might blow fire and kill some men

Ooo

 

But don’t tell Smaug, that feisty, fiery Smaug

I just don’t think he’d understand

And if you waken Smaug, that feisty, fiery Smaug

He might rise up and kill all men

Ooo

 

But don’t tell Smaug, that feisty, fiery Smaug

He might blow fire and kill some men

Ooo

 

But don’t tell Smaug, that feisty, fiery Smaug

He might rise up and kill all men

Ooo

 

(One more ooo for good measure:

Ooo)

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